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Oback Arama - Vote Early and Often

Posted by Stefano on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 1:17:59 AM
I'm Oback Arama and I'm running for President.  When you go to the polls. remember to vote early and vote often, expecially in Ohio and Florida.  As you pull the lever for me, remember that I am the candidate of hope and change, and change that works for you, and change that you can use, and real change not like the last eight years.  Also remember that I will send you a check from the U.S. government of Oback Arama even if you don't work.  And if you need an abortion, I will pay for it personally with other peoples' money so that you don't have to be punished with a baby.
 
I will do all of these things and I will, in addition, be holding a drawing of all ballots cast for me for several prizes.  First prize will be a ride on the Oback Air Force One flying fortress, second prize will be a ride in my bullet proof Oback mobile presidential limosine, and third prize will be an autographed picture of future pardonee Tony Rezko, without whose "quiet" help, I might be heading for the Big House, instead of the White House.  Remember that your right to vote is a precious gift from past patriots of this country, and your right to vote a second time, third time, fourth time and fifth or more time is a precious gift from ACORN due to the generous donation of 800,000 greenbacks that I, Oback Arama provided to that wonderful non-partisan, non-profit group.
 
So feel the love, and vote for the Oback Arama Nation of United States.  It will be a glorious journey of four years of social progress and I want you on board the hope and change express.  Can we do it?
 
Yes we can!  Yes we can!  Yes we can!
 
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HIV and Genocide

Posted by Stefano on Thursday, October 02, 2008 2:02:32 AM
I recently uncovered historic information countering Obama mentor, Rev. Wright’s assertion that the US government invented HIV in order to commit genocide against African Americans.

 
HIV was invented by highly intelligent mutant research chimpanzees, known in secret African scientific circles as ‘Intellichimps.” Their diabolical plan was to punish humans for using them as research subjects. The Intellichimps successfully transferred the virus to the African population of homosapiens through virus contaminated bananas. This activity took place between 1900 and 1903. The virus was later spread throughout the world by use of  contaminated items at an exhibit at the 1904 Worlds Fair in St. Louis. Transmission of the disease human to human was at an exceedingly low rate because of the chaste mores of the day. With the advent of the sexual revolution in the 1960’s, HIV, which had been carried by a very few individuals, began to spread rapidly, particularly among those who were highly promiscuous. The virus now has a powerful foothold on every inhabited continent of the world.
 
 
Most of Intellichimp subspecies have died off although some have been spotted at PETA rallies and in the Democratic caucus of the US Senate. But their evil deeds are now exacting revenge on the grandchildren of those who, at the turn of the century, performed medical experiments on their brother and sister chimps. So Rev. Wright, and those who say that HIV was a diabolical plan of genocide against African Americans, are just dead wrong. It was instead the Intellichimps that did it, and that is easily as believable as the genocide nonsense spouted by Obama's mentor.
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A Message From Pinky Reid and Grandma Pelosi

Posted by Stefano on Wednesday, July 23, 2008 3:47:10 PM

You Americans just don't know what's good for you and the country.  We cannot continue our addiction to carbon based energy.  We don’t have a supply problem in the US, we have a consumption problem.  Americans are using too much energy, far more than their share of the world’s supply.  The United States Congress, under our leadership, is going to encourage America to use less by continuing to block development of oil reserves in the outer continental shelf off the east and west coast.  We will continue to block additional drilling for oil in the eastern Gulf of Mexico.  We will continue to protect ANWR from oil production.  Nuclear power plants will also be blocked, although we may study that energy source for a few years before we decide not to allow their development. 

To control our excessive consumption we will mandate the following measures: an emissions cap, hybrid and flex fuel cars, 25%-30% renewable fuel electricity, zero emissions buildings, reduction of speed limits, personal carbon limits, and decreased development in suburban areas. 

All of these mandates will most likely keep gasoline prices below $10 per gallon.  That’s our energy plan for the future. The result may be massive unemployment, freezing poor people, and a chaotic economy but we're willing to impose those sacrifices in order to cure this unhealthy addiction.  Call it a cold turkey solution if you like, and we're not referring to lowered thermostats, but we, with our vast experience and wisdom know that this is the best medicine for our country. Vote for the Democrats and Oback Arama in November and you can count on it.

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